Dear Pizza Hut,

First off, I wanted to thank you for coming up with this contest. It gives me the opportunity to correct a mistake that I made over a decade ago and have regretted ever since.

You see, since that fateful day in December 1997, I’ve felt like there’s been something missing in my life. Like a part of me that was once there was now gone, taken from me forever. The emptiness I feel from this loss has left me wandering aimlessly like a ship without a sail. It leaves me wanting. And longing. Imagine a rainbow with no colors, or a bell that tolls for no one. That’s how I’ve felt ever since I abandoned her that day.

I am speaking of course of my other half, whom I left on the island of Boracay many years ago.

Every day since, the sadness mounts. I thought that I could live with myself, that I could move on despite the void. Try as I might, I’ve slowly come to realize with much pain and regret, that I can’t.

Without her, I will always be incomplete.

This is why I’m writing to you today about your heavenly 3 Cheese, Bacon & Spinach Tuscani pizza flavor, which, through your good graces, will give me the chance to finally be reunited with my other half.

Here’s the delicious flavor in question, delivered Hot and on the Dot!
My master’s review:

“The medley of parmesan, cheddar, and mozzarella cheeses is to die for. Unlike my wife, I’m usually not a fan of white pizzas but I really enjoyed this one.

What made me a convert I think was the inclusion of bacon as a topping. It added saltiness and meaty flavor to balance out the richness and creaminess from all the cheese. The spinach was interesting as well, imparting a hint of leafy freshness to the pizza.

As good as the toppings were, my favorite part about this pizza was the beautiful thin crust. Because it was delivered Hot and on the Dot, it managed to stay crisp even after the delivery process. Bravo! Clap Clap Clap

If I were to request anything different, it would be the inclusion of mushrooms as a topping. I’m a mushroom man and think that they naturally go very well with spinach. They also would have added a welcome sponginess to the pizza’s already interesting texture profile.”
Here’s me with my master JB, giving a goofy thumbs up while enjoying your fantastic thin crust Tuscani pizza. Thin is in baby!
Here’s my master’s beautiful wife Renée, taking much pleasure and delight in taking that first bite. The initial bite from a piping hot slice of pizza is one of life’s truly enjoyable little pleasures.

Seeing my master and his wife happily enjoying your delectable pizza together only magnifies my own cheerlessness and feelings of despondence.

And so in writing this letter to you, dear Pizza Hut, I hope that you can help me return to that island of Boracay where I was born 14 years ago, and where I left my other half, so that we could again be together as one, and complete.

I know that she is still there, waiting for me at my maker’s place of business: Popoy’s Henna and Tattoo Shop.

Pizza Hut, PLEASE COMPLETE ME!!!

Partially yours,

JB’s Half-Done Armband Tattoo (pictured above)

by JB Macatulad